What would you do?

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:39 pm Post subject: What would you do?

Random questions...why? Just because Very Happy

The President of the United States called you:

You won the lottery:

A random stranger offered you candy:

A genie granted you one wish:

You lost your favorite possession:

You found 10 dollars on the ground:

Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call:
_________________

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:53 pm Post subject: Re: What would you do?

The President of the United States called you: not going to go there...

You won the lottery: Well I tell you one thing I wont by stock Laughing

I would take care of my family and I for as long as I could and oooh yeah head for Vegas baby!

A random stranger offered you candy: Yell STRANGER DANGER !STRANGER DANGER!

A genie granted you one wish: Wish for more wishes damn wish tease!

You lost your favorite possession: Cry then buy myself something shiny Very Happy

You found 10 dollars on the ground: Being the tard that I am probably turn to the person next to me and say "hey did you drop this?" and watch them snatch it and run Rolling Eyes

Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: Drop kick their a#@

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: Oooo thats rated NC17 I better not say LOL!

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I'd start the phone tree and Im sure eventually someone would find me Very Happy

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:17 pm Post subject:

The President of the United States called you: I'd tell him to get his head out of his ass!

You won the lottery: Enjoy life, baby!

A random stranger offered you candy: No thank you.

A genie granted you one wish: Hmmm, this one is going to have something to do with sex so I better leave it alone.

You lost your favorite possession: Find another one.

You found 10 dollars on the ground: Depends on where I found it and what was around. If I couldn't determine who might have dropped it I'd keep it.

Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: What hair?

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: Don't have one.

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I'd make it.
_________________

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage!

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:20 pm Post subject:

thanks for the reply cynic I thought it was a good post Crying or Very sad

_________________

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:22 pm Post subject:

Posted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:38 pm Post subject:

The President of the United States called you:....I would say....."Hello Canada...you idiot.." (in my napolean dynamite tone.....)
------------------
You won the lottery: "Spend it at the philosphy store...no... I would take care of my family."

-----------------

A random stranger offered you candy: "hehe I would say "stranger danger"...gotta love Will ferrell

------------------

A genie granted you one wish: "I would kick his ass and get two wishes..."

-----------

You lost your favorite possession: "I would kick his ....oh wait....I would track it down...."

--------

You found 10 dollars on the ground: "....shove it in my pocket....but then i always get caught at the bank doing that...I tried $2000 once..."

-------

Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: "noone messes with my hair or shampoo...."

--------

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: "..I would make dinner for Txgirl. Wink

"

-------

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: [/b][/quote]

"that I would have to take a vote on...."

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:24 am Post subject:

The President of the United States called you: Hang up, it's obviously a wrong number...

You won the lottery: Set my family and I up nicely, then begin financing for the Cynic in '12 campaign...

A random stranger offered you candy: Kick his ass, take his wallet and go buy my own...

A genie granted you one wish: I'd wish for the ability to gain weight...

You lost your favorite possession: Buy another computer...

You found 10 dollars on the ground: Unless I saw who dropped it, it's mine now... I'm a greedy bastard...

Someone cut off a chunk of your hair: Cut the rest of it, it'll grow back...

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: *CENSORED*

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: You're offering me peace and quite with plenty of time to relax, and you think I'm gonna ruin it by making a phone call??? You must be nuts...
_________________
Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out!

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:41 am Post subject:

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:23 pm Post subject:

The President of the United States called you:
Listen to why he called, and then give him an ear full.

You won the lottery:
I wouldn't change much in my life. I am very happy with where I am.
I would finish college. Pay off house. Buy a couple new vehicles. Eventually buy a house in the country. Enjoy being with my wife and family. Invest money into the lives of others anonimously.

A random stranger offered you candy:
No Thanks!

A genie granted you one wish:
I would wish that I wasn't seeing mystical magical beings.

You lost your favorite possession:
I would never stop looking for her.

You found 10 dollars on the ground:
Kick it! It's not worth the back ache.

Someone cut off a chunk of your hair:
I keep it so short, I would never notice.

Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you:
I don't know what Gomer looks like. So I guess I would treat him like an average person until he told me it was Gomer. Then I'd roll out the red carpet and cook something special on the grill.

You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: Call Dominoes. Hey if it's less than 30 minutes it's free.
_________________

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:19 pm Post subject:

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 2:32 pm Post subject:

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:04 am Post subject: