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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 8:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Less than 2000 posts to go!!!!
Surprised Neutral woot!!! Mr. Green
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think we should make this a stickey when we get to 10,000 (Unless we keep it going. Then there is no need for a stickey. With all of these Spam Ho's it will remain on top like your...uh nevermind Embarassed).

After we reach 10,000 posts we could either lock it or let it live on. Idea
I wrote the 1st post...I can change the title to Journey to 20,000 posts etc..
Hmmmmmm Neutral What do you guys & gals think?


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 10:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 12:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

uZa 10K wrote:


Bwhahahaha Laughing
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 6:31 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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1st Off: That is F'N hilarious Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


and B: I see how you are though!!! First you pick on the retarded SuperChuckNorrisLoneRangerMan & now me.

# 3: Please keep your hands OFF my @$$ & my underwear you bastage!! Laughing You're not in Vegas anymore! And I really don't like the way your staring at my @$$!! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Really...check out the look on Cartoon 10k's face!! Neutral Surprised Confused It's making me feel a Little uncomfortable.

There has to be a male strip club for you somewhere near home where you can work these sort of issues out in private!
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 9:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

{uZa}Scorpius wrote:

There has to be a male strip club for you somewhere near home where you can work these sort of issues out in private!


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK, HOW's THIS???


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 7:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Even Funnier. Shocked

But why does one of the guys from your old platoon have my uZa Jacket on? Neutral

Might I add that you 2 make a charming couple. Wink

Looks like your pitching tonight 10k. Must be a nice break from catching all the time. jk/lol
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 8:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

obviously, the pick is new. I didnt have hair that long in the service, nor did did I have facial hair.

BTW, magenta looks good on you.



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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:42 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL Laughing Laughing Laughing It's gotta be the shoes.

#1: So you call doing that to a guy nursing huh?? Shocked


B. Notice I said "Old Platoon buddies". Suggesting some time had passed since your time in the service, Tinkerbell. jk/lol Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

#3) Nursing Question: The instructions say "When taking a rectal temperature, be sure to lubricate the thermometer with petroleum jelly or even SALIVA before inserting in the @nu$".
My question is: Do you use petroleum jelly or saliva. If you use saliva... doesn't the thermometer start to taste like Crap after a few patients? Surprised Just wondering. jk/lol


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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

uZa 10K wrote:
obviously, the pick is new. I didnt have hair that long in the service, nor did did I have facial hair.

You still have a ghey look on your cartoon face. Long hair:no explanation needed.. Laughing .. facial hair(we know that goatee is for when your catching).

Don't make me play some BF2 just so I can kill you (or be killed by you is prolly more accurate).
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 11:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

{uZa}Scorpius wrote:
LOL Laughing Laughing Laughing It's gotta be the shoes.

#1: So you call doing that to a guy nursing huh?? Shocked


B. Notice I said "Old Platoon buddies". Suggesting some time had passed since your time in the service, Tinkerbell. jk/lol Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

#3) Nursing Question: The instructions say "When taking a rectal temperature, be sure to lubricate the thermometer with petroleum jelly or even SALIVA before inserting in the @nu$".
My question is: Do you use petroleum jelly or saliva. If you use saliva... doesn't the thermometer start to taste like Crap after a few patients? Surprised Just wondering. jk/lol


edited 5 times Shocked , what happened ?

btw , reading all of the posts of you two , you guys should try a date some time !

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

he's having trouble seeing. the second part of the Super Wedgie OF DOOM! is that I pull the underwear over your face.

and to answer your other question... I don't lubricate it at all. I stick it in dry. Same with catheters.
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

hey, we should have our own contest like the "high school analogies" see: http://www.uzaclan.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4102

that would get some posts up.


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