Main Site | Forum Index | FAQ | Search | Memberlist | Usergroups |  Register |  Profile | Log in to check your private messages | Log in Underwear is Important          Unreal Zark Alliance Forum Index -> Jokes, Funny pictures, etc... View previous topic :: View next topic   Author {uZa}Meethos Physco Killa Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 487 Back to top Message Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 7:59 pm    Post subject: Underwear is Important Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand up his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. Author {uZa}Natasha_Fatale Post Ho Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 8153 Back to top Message Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 8:16 pm    Post subject: LOL get the hand sanitizer _________________ ~~Be happy this moment, for this moment is your life~~ Author {uZa}Having Fun Post Ho Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 1466 Back to top Message Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 12:23 am    Post subject: nice !!!! _________________ Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music... Author {uZa}Cyber Post Ho Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 1939 Back to top Message Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 12:57 am    Post subject: He probably thought the husband did it! That is hilarious! _________________ <img></img> Author {uZa}Capt.Spamada Post Ho Joined: 21 Oct 2005 Posts: 8485 Back to top Message Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 1:09 am    Post subject: lol _________________ ***Help the Journey to 50,000 Posts*** Author {uZa}Amok Post Ho Joined: 19 May 2006 Posts: 17367 Back to top Message Posted: Mon May 28, 2007 3:10 am    Post subject: Nice one! _________________ Respect all, fear none! Conscia mens recti, famae mendacia ridet. Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Unreal Zark Alliance Forum Index -> Jokes, Funny pictures, etc... All times are GMT - 5 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum GENERAL----------------RulesServer IP's and InfoThe LoungeAll Things ComputersSportsJokes, Funny pictures, etc...The BannedGame Preview/ReviewGame ConsolesFavorite WebsitesGraphics and PhotographySmoke's Movie / TV Emporium CALL OF DUTY----------------Call of Duty DiscussionCall Of Duty:United OffensiveCall of Duty 2Call of Duty 4Call of Duty 5Server QuestionsMapsCall of Duty Mapping and Scripting Unreal Tournament----------------Unreal Tournament DiscussionMaps Team Fortress----------------Team Fortress 2Maps NON-UZA HOSTED GAMES - FPS----------------Half-Life 2BattleField NON-UZA HOSTED GAMES - MMORPG----------------Guild WarsWorld of WarcraftWarhammer  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum FSDark by SkaidonDesigns Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group