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PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:25 pm    Post subject: 90 year old Reply with quote

A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt
better... I have a 22-year old bride who is pregnant with my
child. What do you think of that?"

The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who
is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry
and picked up his umbrella instead of his gun by mistake.

When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He
raised his umbrella
and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell
dead. What do you think
of that?"

The 90-year old said, "I'd say somebody else shot
the beaver."
The doctor said, "My point exactly." Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 6:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol thats great !!!
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