Main Site | Forum Index | FAQ | Search | Memberlist | Usergroups |  Register |  Profile | Log in to check your private messages | Log in SGTHOLINYERHED'S Take on Server 3 Players Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3 ... , 76, 77, 78  Next          Unreal Zark Alliance Forum Index -> The Lounge View previous topic :: View next topic   Author {uZa}fcbcynic Post Ho Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 1653 Back to top Message Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 3:38 pm    Post subject: {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED wrote: {uZa} PLAYERS GETTING CAUGHT AT THE MAGIC BOX......... Democrats the first of each month. _________________ Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage! Author {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED Post Ho Joined: 14 Sep 2007 Posts: 3402 Back to top Message Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2009 2:59 pm    Post subject: MY LADYFRIEND CAME OVER THE OTHER DAY AND SAW A POST ABOUT SGTMATTBAKER AND SAID,"THAT'S NOTHING, I PLAY LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME." WELL I COULDN'T RESIST SO I TOOK A PIC OF HER PLAYING ZOMBIES ON MY COMPUTER............. _________________ Author {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED Post Ho Joined: 14 Sep 2007 Posts: 3402 Back to top Message Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 9:44 pm    Post subject: _________________ Author {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED Post Ho Joined: 14 Sep 2007 Posts: 3402 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:11 am    Post subject: News and the Marines......... Katie Couric, Charlie Gibson, Brian Williams and a tough old U.S. Marine Sergeant were captured by terrorists in Iraq . The leader of the terrorists told them he'd grant each of them one last request before they were beheaded and dragged naked through the streets. Katie Couric said, 'Well, I'm a Southerner, so I'd like one last plate of fried chicken.' The leader nodded to an underling who left and returned with the chicken. Couric ate it all and said, 'Now I can die content.' Charlie Gibson said, 'I live in New York , so I'd like to hear the song 'The Moon and Me' one last time..' The terrorist's leader nodded to another terrorist who had studied the Western world and knew the music. He returned with some rag-tag musicians and played the song. Gibson was satisfied. Brian Williams said, 'I'm a reporter to the end. I want to take out my tape recorder and describe the scene here and what's about to happen. Maybe, someday, someone will hear it and know that I was on the job till the end.' The leader directed an aide to hand over the tape recorder and Williams dictated his comments. He then said, 'Now I can die happy.' The leader turned and said, 'And now, Mr. US Marine , what is your final wish?' 'Kick me in the ass,' said the Marine 'What?' asked the leader, 'Will you mock us in your last hour?' 'No, I'm NOT kidding. I want you to kick me in the ass,' insisted the Marine . So the leader shoved him into the yard and kicked him in the ass. The Marine went sprawling, but rolled to his knees, pulled a 9 mm pistol from inside his cammies and shot the leader dead. In the resulting confusion, he emptied his sidearm on six terrorists, with his knife he slashed the throat of one with an AK-47, which he took, and sprayed the rest of the terrorists killing another 11! In a flash, all of them were either dead or fleeing for their lives. As the Marine was untying Couric, Gibson and Williams, they asked him, 'Why didn't you just shoot them all in the first place? Why did you ask him to kick you in the ass?' 'What!?!' replied the Marine, 'and have you three assholes report that I was the aggressor? -- *God Bless America!!!* _________________ Author {uZa}Amok Post Ho Joined: 19 May 2006 Posts: 17367 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:17 am    Post subject: Hooah! _________________ Respect all, fear none! Conscia mens recti, famae mendacia ridet. Author {uZa}Amok Post Ho Joined: 19 May 2006 Posts: 17367 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 4:17 am    Post subject: Hooah! _________________ Respect all, fear none! Conscia mens recti, famae mendacia ridet. Author {uZa}fcbcynic Post Ho Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 1653 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 9:39 am    Post subject: Sad, but true. _________________ Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage! Author {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED Post Ho Joined: 14 Sep 2007 Posts: 3402 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:05 pm    Post subject: TWILIGHTGIRL DECIDED TO TEST HER FLOTATION DEVICE IN THE LOST MAP. I WENT TO REVIVE HER AND COULD NOT STAY CLOSE LONG ENOUGH TO DO SO CAUSE I KEPT FLOATING AWAY. MORAL: DON'T DIE IN THE WATER LIKE THE BOOGER DID. _________________ Author TwilightGirl Physco Killa Joined: 28 Dec 2008 Posts: 275 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Feb 01, 2009 7:39 pm    Post subject: haha please learn from my bad. lol you will die and not be able to survive. XD _________________ lets here it for americas suitehearts but i must confess that i am in love with my own sins <3 Author {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED Post Ho Joined: 14 Sep 2007 Posts: 3402 Back to top Message Posted: Fri Feb 06, 2009 5:37 pm    Post subject: GAME BY: ACTIVISION LITESHOW BY: {uZa}F8 _________________ Author {uZa}Amok Post Ho Joined: 19 May 2006 Posts: 17367 Back to top Message Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 4:19 am    Post subject: Hahaha...that is funny! _________________ Respect all, fear none! Conscia mens recti, famae mendacia ridet. Author {uZa}Canadian Girl Post Ho Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 11776 Back to top Message Posted: Sat Feb 07, 2009 8:34 am    Post subject: Great screenshots. _________________ Author Dupont Post Ho Joined: 21 Oct 2005 Posts: 1645 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Feb 08, 2009 11:04 am    Post subject: That map looks familiar....??? _________________ Life is sexually transmitted... Author {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED Post Ho Joined: 14 Sep 2007 Posts: 3402 Back to top Message Posted: Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:01 pm    Post subject: _________________ Author {uZa}SGTHOLINYERHED Post Ho Joined: 14 Sep 2007 Posts: 3402 Back to top Message Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 6:46 pm    Post subject: _________________ Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Unreal Zark Alliance Forum Index -> The Lounge All times are GMT - 5 Hours Goto page Previous  1, 2, 3 ... , 76, 77, 78  Next Page 77 of 78   Jump to: Select a forum GENERAL----------------RulesServer IP's and InfoThe LoungeAll Things ComputersSportsJokes, Funny pictures, etc...The BannedGame Preview/ReviewGame ConsolesFavorite WebsitesGraphics and PhotographySmoke's Movie / TV Emporium CALL OF DUTY----------------Call of Duty DiscussionCall Of Duty:United OffensiveCall of Duty 2Call of Duty 4Call of Duty 5Server QuestionsMapsCall of Duty Mapping and Scripting Unreal Tournament----------------Unreal Tournament DiscussionMaps Team Fortress----------------Team Fortress 2Maps NON-UZA HOSTED GAMES - FPS----------------Half-Life 2BattleField NON-UZA HOSTED GAMES - MMORPG----------------Guild WarsWorld of WarcraftWarhammer  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum FSDark by SkaidonDesigns Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group