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Fri May 04, 2007 11:15 pm Post subject:
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Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following
question:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner,
locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife,
and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
What does the law say about this situation?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway,
and what kind of message does
this send to society and to my children?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier,
healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southerner's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG !
Click..... (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips
or
Hollow Points?
Son: Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You Ain't Taking That To The Taxidermist!
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Sat May 05, 2007 12:42 am Post subject:
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Sat May 05, 2007 9:33 am Post subject:
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Man quit picking on my. I have a wife and two small children. I also have a Glock .40 cal. And I live in the south. Bullet so what are you saying? Huh?
Hate to tell you but it would only be actually maybe three. Two in the chest and one in the head. Then call 911. 
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Hell is truth known too late. Riley
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Sat May 05, 2007 10:24 am Post subject:
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Hehehe 
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Respect all, fear none!
Conscia mens recti, famae mendacia ridet.
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Sat May 05, 2007 8:29 pm Post subject:
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Then call 911??? Hmmm, first I'd have to call customer support for my cell carrier, and make sure it's a free call, no minutes charged, etc. Otherwise, I ain't wasting MY money for it, someone else can do that.
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Kill 'em all and let God sort 'em out!
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Mon May 07, 2007 11:55 am Post subject:
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I would definately fall into the southerner portion.
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Wed May 23, 2007 10:51 am Post subject:
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Personally I'd be "D: None of the above".
I would hand the gun to my wife and take the guy on "mano y mano". That way I could feel my hands, feet pound the living sh-- out of the @ssh--- for even thinking about harming my family and I. There in by teaching my kids its okay to defend yourself and those you love. Just as our soldiers do day in and day out for their county.
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