Main Site | Forum Index | FAQ | Search | Memberlist | Usergroups |  Register |  Profile | Log in to check your private messages | Log in Nothing          Unreal Zark Alliance Forum Index -> The Lounge View previous topic :: View next topic   Author MR GR1MM Post Ho Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 1146 Back to top Message Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:30 am    Post subject: Nothing One bright day in the middle of the night. Two dead men got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other. They drew their swords and shot each other. The deaf policemen heard the scuffle and came and beat both dead men up. If you don't beleive this lie is true. ask the blind man he saw it too. Then he turned to the reporters and said................ _________________ Out of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most. www.MillionaireMavericksClub.com www.SpidersMoneyWeb.com Author {uZa}Having Fun Post Ho Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 1466 Back to top Message Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 11:32 am    Post subject: you okay MR. ? _________________ Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music... Author {uZa}Bodybagfiller Physco Killa Joined: 19 Mar 2006 Posts: 554 Back to top Message Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 12:52 pm    Post subject: You have'nt seen nothing yet. _________________ Serve the Lord, Jesus Christ with all your heart, soul and mind. Author MR GR1MM Post Ho Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 1146 Back to top Message Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:11 pm    Post subject: They where at the bottom of the list but the top of their game. Obviously crazy and completely sane. The sun shined brightly on that cloudy day. That................ _________________ Out of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most. www.MillionaireMavericksClub.com www.SpidersMoneyWeb.com Author {uZa}Incognito Physco Killa Joined: 23 Oct 2005 Posts: 482 Back to top Message Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 6:27 pm    Post subject: They don't drug test you guys at the moving place do they? Author {uZa}DoubleBogey7 Post Ho Joined: 01 Nov 2005 Posts: 2328 Back to top Message Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 7:16 pm    Post subject: ... was the day BigDog turned gay _________________ "Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." (Bullet Tooth Tony, Snatch) Author Spamitarium Post Ho Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 3368 Back to top Message Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:03 pm    Post subject: Bogey, that is some great poetry _________________ Author MR GR1MM Post Ho Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 1146 Back to top Message Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2007 9:59 pm    Post subject: In its simplicity it grows even harder Dumber you get as you try to be smarter Its a play on words , though none are spoken you'll only catch on as you let yourself go. So.......... _________________ Out of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most. www.MillionaireMavericksClub.com www.SpidersMoneyWeb.com Author {uZa}GENERAL MAYO Physco Killa Joined: 21 Oct 2005 Posts: 810 Back to top Message Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:37 pm    Post subject: so.... as we walk forward taking steps in reverse we wake from nights sleep to feel it's rehersed. as long as we live the lies are outspoken....... Author {uZa}fcbcynic Post Ho Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 1653 Back to top Message Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:45 pm    Post subject: You're making my head hurt _________________ Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage! Author MR GR1MM Post Ho Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 1146 Back to top Message Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:52 pm    Post subject: loudly and clear yet no one can hear. we see blindly with our eyes wide open. we are in the here and now though we live in the past. pointing our fingers but no stones have been cast. _________________ Out of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most. www.MillionaireMavericksClub.com www.SpidersMoneyWeb.com Author uZa Ten*K Post Ho Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 1937 Back to top Message Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:50 pm    Post subject: speeding ahead with the throttles reversed, mouths screaming open with lips gently pursed. We stare at the Sun on a cold cloudy night, and everything is fine and nothing is right. _________________ Humanism- Less Filling, Tastes Great. Author {uZa}Cyber Post Ho Joined: 22 Oct 2005 Posts: 1939 Back to top Message Posted: Fri Jun 08, 2007 6:23 am    Post subject: are yall chanting some Scientology mantra or sumptin? _________________ <img></img> Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Unreal Zark Alliance Forum Index -> The Lounge All times are GMT - 5 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum GENERAL----------------RulesServer IP's and InfoThe LoungeAll Things ComputersSportsJokes, Funny pictures, etc...The BannedGame Preview/ReviewGame ConsolesFavorite WebsitesGraphics and PhotographySmoke's Movie / TV Emporium CALL OF DUTY----------------Call of Duty DiscussionCall Of Duty:United OffensiveCall of Duty 2Call of Duty 4Call of Duty 5Server QuestionsMapsCall of Duty Mapping and Scripting Unreal Tournament----------------Unreal Tournament DiscussionMaps Team Fortress----------------Team Fortress 2Maps NON-UZA HOSTED GAMES - FPS----------------Half-Life 2BattleField NON-UZA HOSTED GAMES - MMORPG----------------Guild WarsWorld of WarcraftWarhammer  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum FSDark by SkaidonDesigns Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group