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Thu Jun 07, 2007 6:09 pm Post subject:
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A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students.
"Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says.
A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she volunteered.
The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident.
"Well", she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!
"That must've been scary", said the teacher.
"It sure was", said the little girl. "My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'...And before he could say "F##k", the rottweiler ate him!"
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 7:22 pm Post subject:
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Meethos, I'll comment on this later, I have to go change my pants now 
very funny, all of your jokes are hilarious 
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 8:59 pm Post subject:
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lol, nice!!
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:49 pm Post subject:
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nice, lol 
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