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Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:32 pm Post subject:
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A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to
Be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum
cleaner.
"Good morning", said the young man. "If I could take a couple of
minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest
in high-powered vacuum cleaners."
"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she
proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man
wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen
my demonstration". And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse
manure onto her hallway carpet.
"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse
manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the
remainder."
The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a
Damned good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this
morning."   
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Mon Jun 11, 2007 3:34 pm Post subject:
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lol, that one is funny
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