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Mon Jun 18, 2007 3:01 pm Post subject:
Is it scotch? |
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On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their
teacher. The florist's son brought the teacher a bouquet of
flowers.
The candy-store owner's daughter gave the teacher a pretty
box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner's son brought up a big, heavy box.
The teacher lifted it up & noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
"Is it wine?" she guessed.
"No," the boy replied.
"She tasted another drop and asked, "Champagne?"
"It can't be scotch," she said.
"No," said the little boy,". . . " It's a puppy!" 
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