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Wed Jul 11, 2007 3:03 pm Post subject:
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Here's some hot tips for stock options. Watch for these consolidations to be announced soon!
1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4. ZippoManufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.
7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants. 
8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
And finally ....
9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBang Bang 
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