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PostPosted: Sun Jul 22, 2007 5:27 pm    Post subject: Drunk in the bathroom Reply with quote

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A Few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.


The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers!"


" I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, Something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says..........
You idiot!" "You're sitting on the mop bucket!!!! Shocked Shocked Shocked Rolling Eyes Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 7:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

That'll leave a mark! Shocked
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PostPosted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 11:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hahaha. That's hilarious.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 30, 2007 8:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMFAO.
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