Main Site | Forum Index | FAQ | Search | Memberlist | Usergroups |  Register |  Profile | Log in to check your private messages | Log in The Pastor......          Unreal Zark Alliance Forum Index -> Jokes, Funny pictures, etc... View previous topic :: View next topic   Author Dupont Post Ho Joined: 21 Oct 2005 Posts: 1645 Back to top Message Posted: Sun Aug 05, 2007 11:57 pm    Post subject: The Pastor...... The Reverend John Fuzz was pastor of a small congregation in a little Pennsylvania town. One day he was walking down Main Street and he happened to notice a female member of his congregation sitting in the town bar, drinking beer. The reverend thought this was sinful and not something a member of his congregation should do, so he walked through the open door of the bar and sat down next to the woman. "Mrs. Fitzgerald," the reverend said sternly. "This is no place for a member of my congregation. Why don't you let me take you home?" "Sure," she said with a slur, obviously very drunk. When Mrs. Fitzgerald stood up from the bar, she began to weave back and forth. The reverend realized that she had had to much to drink and he grabbed hold of her arms to steady her. When he did, they both lost their balance and tumbled to the floor. After rolling around for a few seconds, the reverend wound up lying on top of Mrs. Fitzgerald, her skirt hiked up to her waist. The bartender looked over the bar and said, "Here, here, buddy, we won't have any of that carrying on in this bar!" The reverend looked up at the bartender and said, "But you don't understand, I'm Pastor Fuzz." The bartender nodded, "Hell then, if you're that far in, you might as well finish up." _________________ Life is sexually transmitted... Author {uZa}Bullet Sponge Post Ho Joined: 24 Apr 2006 Posts: 3793 Back to top Message Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:14 am    Post subject: whoa....go pastor, go!! _________________ Author {uZa}DoubleBogey7 Post Ho Joined: 01 Nov 2005 Posts: 2328 Back to top Message Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:19 pm    Post subject: bastud _________________ "Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity." (Bullet Tooth Tony, Snatch) Author {GBI}Harryball Physco Killa Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 726 Back to top Message Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 8:30 am    Post subject: FINISH lol _________________ {GBI}CLanserver 66.55.142.20:28960 Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Unreal Zark Alliance Forum Index -> Jokes, Funny pictures, etc... All times are GMT - 5 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum GENERAL----------------RulesServer IP's and InfoThe LoungeAll Things ComputersSportsJokes, Funny pictures, etc...The BannedGame Preview/ReviewGame ConsolesFavorite WebsitesGraphics and PhotographySmoke's Movie / TV Emporium CALL OF DUTY----------------Call of Duty DiscussionCall Of Duty:United OffensiveCall of Duty 2Call of Duty 4Call of Duty 5Server QuestionsMapsCall of Duty Mapping and Scripting Unreal Tournament----------------Unreal Tournament DiscussionMaps Team Fortress----------------Team Fortress 2Maps NON-UZA HOSTED GAMES - FPS----------------Half-Life 2BattleField NON-UZA HOSTED GAMES - MMORPG----------------Guild WarsWorld of WarcraftWarhammer  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum FSDark by SkaidonDesigns Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group