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Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:04 pm Post subject:
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Dolly Parton and Queen Elizabeth went to the Pearly Gates on the same
day. They both met with an Angel to find out if they would be admitted to
Heaven. The angel said "Unfortunately, there*s only one space in Heaven
today so I must decide which of one of you will be admitted."
The Angel asked Dolly if there was some particular reason why she
should go to Heaven. Dolly took off her top and said, "Look at these,
they're the most perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure it will please God
to be able to see them every day, for eternity." The Angel thanked Dolly,
and asked Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth the same question.
The Queen walked over to a toilet, pressed the lever, and flushes it
without saying a word.
The Angel immediately said, "OK, your Majesty, you may go into Heaven."
Dolly was outraged and asked, "What was that all about? I showed you
two of God's own perfect creations and you turned me down. She simply
flushed a commode and she got admitted to Heaven! Would you explain that to me?"
"Sorry, Dolly," said the Angel, "but even in Heaven, a royal flush
beats a pair  - no matter how big they are ."
 
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Thu Aug 09, 2007 7:29 pm Post subject:
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Ha
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Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:14 am Post subject:
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Hehehe.... 
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Fri Aug 10, 2007 2:22 pm Post subject:
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Thats Funny as hell
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