what happens when R-tards drive sports cars?

if you answered "HIT EIGHT PARKED CARS AND THEN FLEE THE SCENE" you are a WINNER!

yes, this local dooshbag in my neighborhood just bought a used 350Z, and like all the other barrio dwellers he put 20" Spinner Rims on it, cut the springs to lower it, and added a huge fat-cannon exhaust... in short, he took a fabulous sports car, and made it ghetto fabulous (and extremely unsafe)

you see, putting big arsed heavy chrome spinners on your car greatly increases rotational mass, ruining your braking capability. putting the cheapest tires you can get to fit that ridiculous size ruins traction, and when you decrease the overall width of the wheel/tire on top of all that.... well, you are a retard. cutting the springs destroys your cars handling.

when you add all that up with bad weather (it was raining), bad visibility (it was totally dark), bad driving (this Latin Loser is always ripping up and down our 25 mph street at 90... there are kids all over the place and 2 parks 2 blocks apart.), ZERO brains, and almost certainly drugs and/or alcohol) you get:

His Z from the front

front/passenger (note the wheel is a stock one... one of the neighbor kids said he blew his 20" out the day before.

his rear bumper... 40 feet from the rest of the car

rear

one of the 9 cars (neighbor's new Escalade)
.... and look where it is on the side walk... how had does a Z have to hit an Escalade to move in UP A CURB and 6 feet sideways???

another neighbor's car that I snapped the following morning.

the car he came to rest against ... LOL @ this old battleship barely has any real damage!

I didn't have time to get pics of all the other damaged cars as I was only on a 15 minute break and still had to let the dog out, but I did find out from one of the people there that he FLED THE SCENE!!!

7 of the 9 cars he hit had been towed throughout the night, as they were rendered undriveable.

also, a funny little bit... As I got back into my car, this Policeman motions for me to stop... I put the window down and he says, angrily, "You 350Z kids need to slow the hell down!"

SCREW YOU MAN! I'm 31, and have never sped in residential areas (I used to be a cop, FFS!!!), and I have NEVER, EVER been the cause of an accident. Then, this morning coming home from work (which is only a few blocks away, but I drive so I can quick get home to let the dog out), this marked cruiser speeds up behind me, and tailgates me till I turn into my driveway. And the speedometer never broke 25.
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 8:35 pm Post subject:

Wow! What a real jerk! I hope he learned a lesson. That's still a small price, when considering he could have killed someone.

The police are probably as frustrated as you, but that is no excuse for the angry behavior being taken out on you. He should have acted a little more professional. Embarassed

Try not to take it personal. I could imagine if I was a Cop, I would have a desire to shoot quiet a few people. Shocked

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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:59 pm Post subject:

I bet the cop in this scenario, and his partners, find time to set up radar on the interstate to catch someone speeding on a highway. Funny how you can never seem to find one setting up radar in a residential area where kids are playing. We have similar problems with teens in our area. Glad no one got hurt.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:32 am Post subject:

What a loser. Perhaps it's time you deliver him the bicycle with the cement wheels. Wink

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