Main Site | Forum Index | FAQ | Search | Memberlist | Usergroups |  Register |  Profile | Log in to check your private messages | Log in chickens          Unreal Zark Alliance Forum Index -> Jokes, Funny pictures, etc... View previous topic :: View next topic   Author .:Boo Radley:. Post Ho Joined: 12 Jan 2006 Posts: 1757 Back to top Message Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:14 pm    Post subject: chickens Famous people address the age-old enigma: Why did the chicken cross the road? FOX MULDER: You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chickens have to cross the road before you believe it? RICHARD M. NIXON: The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did NOT cross the road. JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean. why doesn't anyone ever think to ask. "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway?" FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your cheque book. OLIVER STONE: the question is not, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather, it is, "Who was crossing the road at the same time, whom we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken crossing?" DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naurally selected in such a way that they are now genetically dispositioned to cross roads. LOUIS FARRAKHAN: The road, you see, represents the black man. The chicken 'crossed' the black man in order to trample him and keep him down. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR,: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question. GRANDPA: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road, Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. MACHIAVELLI: The point is that the chicken crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was. EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. BUDDHA: Asking this question denies your own chicken nature. RALPH WALDO EMERSON: The chicken did not cross the road; it transcended it. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die. In the rain. COLONEL SANDERS: I missed one? Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Unreal Zark Alliance Forum Index -> Jokes, Funny pictures, etc... All times are GMT - 5 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum GENERAL----------------RulesServer IP's and InfoThe LoungeAll Things ComputersSportsJokes, Funny pictures, etc...The BannedGame Preview/ReviewGame ConsolesFavorite WebsitesGraphics and PhotographySmoke's Movie / TV Emporium CALL OF DUTY----------------Call of Duty DiscussionCall Of Duty:United OffensiveCall of Duty 2Call of Duty 4Call of Duty 5Server QuestionsMapsCall of Duty Mapping and Scripting Unreal Tournament----------------Unreal Tournament DiscussionMaps Team Fortress----------------Team Fortress 2Maps NON-UZA HOSTED GAMES - FPS----------------Half-Life 2BattleField NON-UZA HOSTED GAMES - MMORPG----------------Guild WarsWorld of WarcraftWarhammer  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum FSDark by SkaidonDesigns Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group