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Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:11 pm Post subject:
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1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup
of boiling water down your throat and presto.... The blockage will be
almost instantly removed.
2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting
someone else to hold them while you chop away.
3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by
using the sink. 
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a
few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to
use a timer.
5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you
from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you
will be too afraid to cough. 
7. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will
forget about the toothache.
8. Chapped lips? Rub chicken poop on them. It won't ease the
chapping, but it will keep you from licking them. 
9. Sometimes we just need to remember what the rules of life really are;
You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape . If it doesn't move and
should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
And finally ... Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know
them.
One out of every four people suffer from a mental disorder. If you
have three friends, and none of them have a problem -- well .... you
do the math!
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:39 pm Post subject:
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Those are funny! 
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:42 pm Post subject:
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I've read some of those from a book I saw once--it was title something along the lines of "All you need in life in WD-40 and Duck Tape". It was pretty much a redneck bible.
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:22 am Post subject:
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Really funny! 
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Respect all, fear none!
Conscia mens recti, famae mendacia ridet.
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