Broke back bar

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:13 pm Post subject: Broke back bar

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he
realizes it's a gay bar.

But what the heck, he says to himself, "I can really
use a drink."

When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy,
"What's the name of your wee-wee?"

The cowboy says, "Look, I'm not into any of that, all
I want is a drink."

The gay waiter says, "I'm sorry but I can't serve you
until you tell me the name of your wee-wee. Mine for
instance is called Nike, for the slogan 'Just Do It,'
and that guy down at the end of the bar calls his,
Snickers, because it really 'Satisfies.'"

The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells
him he will give him a second to think it over.

So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left, who is
sipping on a beer, "Hey bud, what's the name of
yours?"

The man looks back and says with a smile "Timex," and
the thirsty cowboy asks, "Why Timex?" The fella
proudly replies, "Cause it takes a lickin' and keeps
on tickin!"

A little shaken, the cowboy turns to two fellas on his
right, who happen to be sharing a fruity Margarita and
says, "So, what do you guys call yours?"

The first man turns to him and proudly exclaims,
"FORD, because Quality is Job One." Then he adds,
"Have you driven a Ford lately?"

The guy next to him then says, "I call mine CHEVY,
'Like A Rock.'" and gives a wink.

Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment
before he comes up with a name. He exclaims, "The name
of my wee-wee is 'SECRET.' Now give me a dang beer."

The bartender begins to pour the Cowboy a beer, but
with a puzzled look asked, "Why Secret?"

The cowboy says:

"Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN, BUT MADE FOR A
WOMAN!!!!"

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:37 pm Post subject:

That's funny! Cool

Just to give you a liitle more back ground.
This is a true story and it was KillJoy that went into the bar.
Everything you stated was correct, but you left out some small details.

The first line goes like this:

A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he sees Dellis and
realizes it's a gay bar. Laughing

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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:40 pm Post subject:

Rofl @ the joke+studdog's joke xD
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