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PostPosted: Fri Sep 28, 2007 10:25 pm    Post subject: The ABC's of life Reply with quote

A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!
"Age before beauty" is what we once said,
But now let's be more realistic instead.





NOW.... Here is the

New Alphabet

for 2007 !!!



A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains,
perhaps car-d-iac?


D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd prefer not to mention.





H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it be low,
I is for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,
K is for knees that crack when they bend.


L is for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low,
O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!


P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns into two.


S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; big troubles with flow,
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.


W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X- ray, and what might be found.
Y is for another year, and I'm left here behind,
Z is for the zest that I still have -- in my mind.
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