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Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:17 pm Post subject:
A little English Humor |
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The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine
walked the entire length
looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken
by a well dressed,
middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary
Marine asked, "Ma'am, may
I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and
said to no one in
particular "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is
using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train
again, but the only
seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I
sit down? I'm very
tired."
She snorted, "Not only are you
Americans rude, you are
also arrogant!"
This time the Marine didn't say a
word; he just picked up
the little dog, tossed it out the train window, and
sat down.
The woman shrieked, "Someone must
defend my honor! this
American should be put in his place!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby
spoke up, "Sir, you
Americans often seem to have a penchant for doing the
wrong thing. You hold
the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on
the wrong side of the
road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong
bitch out the window.  
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