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Thu Nov 01, 2007 4:23 pm Post subject:
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A modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, which had left
his bodily very extremely upset.
After making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he figured the
latest warning was just gas, but he suddenly filled his bed with
diarrhea. Embarrassed beyond his ability to remain rational, he jumped
out of bed, gathered up the bed sheets, and threw them out the
hospital window.
A drunk was walking by when the sheets landed on him. He started
yelling, cursing, and swinging his arms violently trying to get the
unknown things off, and ended up with the soiled sheets in a tangled
pile at his feet.
As the drunk stood there, unsteady on his feet, staring down at the
sheets, a hospital security guard, who had watched the whole incident,
walked up and asked, "What the heck is going on here?"
The drunk, still staring down replied, "I think I just beat the sh#t
out of a ghost."
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Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:14 am Post subject:
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lol
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Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running
around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music...
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