Main Site | Forum Index | FAQ | Search | Memberlist | Usergroups |  Register |  Profile | Log in to check your private messages | Log in Be Wise          Unreal Zark Alliance Forum Index -> The Lounge View previous topic :: View next topic   Author {uZa}VirginSacrifice Physco Killa Joined: 23 Oct 2005 Posts: 761 Back to top Message Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:30 pm    Post subject: Be Wise A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley." The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying. "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?" "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party." _________________ Author {uZa}Studdog +SC+ Post Ho Joined: 25 Oct 2006 Posts: 1351 Back to top Message Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:26 pm    Post subject: Ouch!!!! _________________ Author <WG>Pitthunter Physco Killa Joined: 24 Oct 2005 Posts: 853 Back to top Message Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 4:45 pm    Post subject: _________________ Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. Author {uZa}fcbcynic Post Ho Joined: 17 Sep 2006 Posts: 1653 Back to top Message Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:38 pm    Post subject: Awww come on guys, at least he was a good kisser. _________________ Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage! Author {GBI}Harryball Physco Killa Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 726 Back to top Message Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:40 pm    Post subject: {uZa}fcbcynic wrote: Awww come on guys, at least he was a good kisser. You dressin up like nuns now kev, _________________ {GBI}CLanserver 66.55.142.20:28960 Author Spamitarium Post Ho Joined: 11 May 2006 Posts: 3368 Back to top Message Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:28 pm    Post subject: Hehe, good joke _________________ Display posts from previous: All Posts1 Day7 Days2 Weeks1 Month3 Months6 Months1 Year Oldest FirstNewest First         Unreal Zark Alliance Forum Index -> The Lounge All times are GMT - 5 Hours Page 1 of 1   Jump to: Select a forum GENERAL----------------RulesServer IP's and InfoThe LoungeAll Things ComputersSportsJokes, Funny pictures, etc...The BannedGame Preview/ReviewGame ConsolesFavorite WebsitesGraphics and PhotographySmoke's Movie / TV Emporium CALL OF DUTY----------------Call of Duty DiscussionCall Of Duty:United OffensiveCall of Duty 2Call of Duty 4Call of Duty 5Server QuestionsMapsCall of Duty Mapping and Scripting Unreal Tournament----------------Unreal Tournament DiscussionMaps Team Fortress----------------Team Fortress 2Maps NON-UZA HOSTED GAMES - FPS----------------Half-Life 2BattleField NON-UZA HOSTED GAMES - MMORPG----------------Guild WarsWorld of WarcraftWarhammer  You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum FSDark by SkaidonDesigns Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group