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Fri Nov 23, 2007 5:52 pm Post subject:
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Bertha was dead. The minister conducted her eulogy with heart felt gusto.
"Bertha married and had thirteen children. Her husband died. She married again and had seven more children. Again, her husband died. But, she married yet again and this time had five more children. Again, her husband died. Then alas, she finally died,"
Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for Bertha. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together."
Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her friend Jane, "Do you think he means her first, second or third husband?"
Jane replied, "I think he means her legs.
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Fri Nov 23, 2007 7:27 pm Post subject:
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lol 
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Hehehehe...  
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