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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 4:26 pm    Post subject: Married for one night Reply with quote

A man and a woman, who have never met before, but are both married to
Other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
Transcontinental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
Both very tired and fell asleep quickly ... he in the upper bunk and she
In the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying,
"Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
The closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own damn blanket!" Shocked

After a moment of silence, he farted. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 10, 2007 12:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing nice !
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