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PostPosted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:38 pm    Post subject: Perfect Reply with quote

A little old Cajun man is walking down the street one
afternoon when he sees a woman with perfect breasts.

He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your
breasts for $100?"

"Are you nuts?!!!" she replies, and keeps walking
away.

He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the
corner before she does. "Would you let me bite your
breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?"

So the little old Cajun man runs around the next block
and faces her again; "Would you let me bite your
breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm,
$10,000 dollars; Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go
to that dark alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her
blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the
world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and
starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing
them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not
biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are
you gonna bite them or not?"

"Nah", says the little old Cajun man... "Costs too
much..." Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Shocked


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