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PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:53 pm    Post subject: Black NASCAR Drivers Reply with quote

Now, this is funny. I'll bet Dave Letterman does
get some "flak" from the NAACP.
Al Sharpton and the Rev Jackson will go nuts !!!

David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no
black NASCAR drivers:


(I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP
sees this!)

# 10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up
pants at the same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale Earnhardt
Jr.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillacs approved for competition.
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out &
run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON WHY BLACKS CAN'T BE IN
NASCAR...
#1 -They can't wear their helmets sideways.
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