First Date

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:40 pm Post subject: First Date

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If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope
you're sitting down when
you read it. This is probably the funniest date story
ever, first date or
not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the
cake.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most
embarrassing first date
that a woman ever had.

The winner described her worst first date experience.
There was absolutely
no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter... Snowing and quite
cold...and the guy had taken
her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City,
Utah.

It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers,
after all, and truly
had never met before. The outing was fun but
relatively uneventful until
they were headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she
gradually began to
realize that she should not have had that extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a
restroom and in the middle
of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold
it, which she did for a
while.

Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow
going, there came a point
where she told him that he had better stop and let her
go beside the road,
or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the
car, yanked her pants
down and started.

In the deep snow, she didn't have good footing, so she
let her butt rest
against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching
for traffic, and indeed
was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All
she could think about
was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the
situation.

Upon finishing, however, she soon became aware of
another sensation.

As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady
discovered her buttocks
were firmly glued against the car's fender.

Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came
to mind as she
attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal.
It was quickly apparent
that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme
cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of
the moment, she
answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so
long" with a reply
that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off" and in
need of some assistance!

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself
with her sweater and
then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he
burst out laughing.

She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed
to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they
also were faced with a
real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot
to free her chilly
cheeks from the grip of the icy metal.

Thinking about what had gotten her into the
predicament in the first place,
both quickly realized that there was only one way to
get her free.

So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
proceeded to unzip his
pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience
screamed in laughter,
she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or perhaps
that should be "pants
down." And you thought your first date was
embarrassing.

Jay Leno's comment...

"This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off." Shocked

Oh, and how did the first date turn out?

He became her husband and was sitting next to her on
the Leno show.
Rolling Eyes

Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 7:55 pm Post subject:

Hahaha

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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 8:43 pm Post subject:

That is pretty funny. Laughing

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