- - Sleeping at work - -

Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 2:33 pm Post subject: - - Sleeping at work - -

..Got this sent to me at work..

I am sure we all have fallen asleep at one of our jobs at one time. Wink

Ten best things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk

10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that timemanagement course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the white out. You probably got herejust intime."

7. "I wasn't sleeping, I was meditating on the mission statement andenvisioning a new paradigm."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-relatedstress.Do you discriminate against people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to ourbiggest problem."

3. "The coffee machine is broken."

2. "Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot."

1. " ... in God's name, Amen."
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Posted: Fri Feb 08, 2008 3:44 pm Post subject:

LOL
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Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:21 am Post subject:

happened just once (or twice) ..... this year Embarassed

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Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running
around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music...

Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:22 am Post subject:

Those were good, thanks for sharing. Smile