Words Men Use ;)

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 9:49 pm Post subject: Words Men Use ;)

Words Men Use

IT'S A GUY THING

There is no rational pattern connected with it and you [woman] will have no chance at all of making sense of it.
CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?

This usually means what is taking you so long to make dinner…no I really do not want to help.
"UH HUH", OR "SURE HONEY", OR "YES DEAR"

This is a conditional response and means nothing. They are probably blanking out what you are saying – happens during sports on T.V.
IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN

This actually means they [men] have no idea how it works or how to fix something.
TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU ARE WORKING TOO HARD

This means that whatever she is doing he can not hear the game on T.V. [ie. Vacuuming]
THAT'S INTERESTING DEAR

This means are you still talking about that same thing. I’m really not interested.
YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS

Means – I remember everything that interests me but I forgot your birthday or our anniversary.
OH, DON'T FUSS, I JUST CUT MYESELF. IT'S NO BIG DEAL

Really means – I have severed a limb and may bleed to death, but I am not hurt. I need to go to the hospital for stitches, but I am a man. OR I need you to help me now before I bleed to death before your eyes.
HEY, I HAVE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I AM DOING

Really means – I will think of a reason really soon and then I will tell you.
I CAN'T FIND IT

I am clueless – nothing just fell into my open arms when I was standing there.
WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?

Really means – what did you catch me doing now that I should not be doing?
I HEARD YOU

Means, I have not the foggiest idea what you are talking about or what you just said and I am having trouble faking it.
YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE

Translated means - I am used to how you yell at me and I know it could be worse with someone else.
YOU LOOK TERRIFIC

Means – please do not try on another outfit, we have to go.
I AM NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE

Translated means – No one will ever see us again and I am too proud to ask for directions.
WE SHARE THE HOUSEWORK

Translated means – I make the mess and she cleans them up.
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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:08 pm Post subject:

Those are great!!! Will be sending that one to work, but I am sure all the women know this already. Wink

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Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:10 pm Post subject:

Here is another one about guys...

Men are like....

... Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why.

... Chocolate Bars.
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

... Coffee.
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.

... Commercials.
You can't believe a word they say.

... Computers.
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.

... Coolers.
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.

... Copiers.
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.

... Curling Irons.
They're always hot, and they're always in your hair.

... Government Bonds.
They take way too long to mature.

... Horoscopes.
They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.

... Lava Lamps.
Fun to look at, but not all that bright.

... Mascara.
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.

... Parking Spots.
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are either handicapped or extremely small.

... Popcorn.
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.

... Weather.
Nothing can be done to change either one of them.

Posted: Mon Feb 18, 2008 10:18 pm Post subject:

I'll have to remember all that around child number 27