Duck Hunter

Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 6:43 pm Post subject: Duck Hunter

A Cajun went hunting one day way up north near Shreveport and bagged
Three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about
to Drive home when he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn't Like Cajuns.

The game warden ordered the Cajun to show his hunting
License, and the Cajun pulled out a valid Louisiana hunting license.

The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up
One of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, 'This duck ain't from
Louisiana. This is a Texas duck. You got a Texas huntin' license, boy?
'The Cajun reached into his wallet and produced a Texas hunting
license.

The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second Duck, sniffed its butt, and said, 'This ain't no Texas duck. This
duck's From Arkansas. You got a Arkansas license? 'The Cajun reached into his Wallet and produced an Arkansas hunting license.

The warden t hen reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its
Butt, and said 'This ain't no Arkansas duck. This here duck's from
Mississippi. You got a Mississippi huntin' license?' Again the Cajun
Reached into his wallet and brought out a Mississippi hunting license.

The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and he yelled
at The Cajun 'Just where the hell are you from?' The Cajun turned around, Bent over, dropped h is pants, and said,
'You tell me. You're the expert.' Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 12:29 am Post subject:

Ranks right up there with:

Officer - "Do you know why I pulled you over sir?"
Me - "All the donut shops are closed?"

Got quite a few tickets that evening for some odd reason...
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