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PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 7:58 am    Post subject: Terrible Easter Morning! Reply with quote

The Easter Bunny is evil!

I searched and searched my yard for my Easter eggs.

Took me three hours this morning to find them all.

Then when I went to enjoy my newly found treasure, it tasted terrible.

I am not sure but I think he gave me all the leftovers from last years Easter.


MY FIRST FIND!





OF COURSE I WASHED MY EGGS BEFORE EATING.

HERE THEY ARE DRYING.






OH YES, I AM SO EXCITED!

I CAN”T WAIT TO BITE INTO MY OWN CHOCOLATE EGG.




THEN TO MY SURPRISE!

THE EGGS TASTE OLD, STALE, AND RATHER UNPLESEANT!

THAT’S OKAY, I HAVE SOME FRIENDS THAT SAID THEY WILL TAKE CARE OF THE EASTER BUNNY.

I’LL NEVER GET A BAD EGG FROM HIM AGAIN.
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MORAL OF THE STORY: Don’t be cheap; buy fresh Easter goodies every year.

Confused Okay that was a bad story, but I tried. Laughing

What a really want to say is;

Razz HAVE A GREAT EASTER MY FRIENDS! Razz
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:05 am    Post subject: Thank you. Reply with quote

Unable to recollect a comparable parable, I can commend your Roadkill Cafe Appetizer photo. f 8
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Shocked Confused Wink
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

FIRST OF ALL STUDDOG YOU CAN'T FOOL THE BUNNY...



SECOND OF ALL, YOU'RE LUCKY YOU DIDN'T RUN INTO THIS GUY........



THIRDLY, YOU PROBABLY SCARED THE **** OUT OF THEM....



AND IN THE END YOU WILL FIND OUT THE WHOLE TRUTH..........



BUT BEWARE, THERE ARE IMPERSONATORS OUT THERE......


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PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2008 5:28 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry about your bad egg experience Stud .Also welcome to the forms Fate,
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PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2008 5:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

someone needs to get that rabbit a cork
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