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PostPosted: Wed May 28, 2008 7:58 pm    Post subject: Dr. Boudreaux Reply with quote

A doctor in Louisiana wants to get off work and go hunting, so
he approaches his assistant.
'Boudreaux, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to
close
the clinic,' he says. 'I want you to take care of the clinic and
all
my patients.'

'Yes, sir!' answers Boudreaux.

The doctor goes hunting, returns the following day and asks,
'So,
Boudreaux, how was your day?'

Boudreaux tells him that he took care of three patients 'The
first
one had a headache, so I give him da Tylenol.' Cool

'Bravo, Boudreaux, and the second one?' asks the doctor.

'The second one had stomach burning and I gave da Maalox,
says Boudreaux. Cool

'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this. And what about the third
one?'


'Sir, I was sittin here and all of a sudden da door opens and
a
woman
comes a runnin into da room
Quick as a wink she tears her clothes off, tearing off every
stitch
of clothing including her
bra and her panties, and and she laid down on da table. She
spreads
her Legs and shouts, 'Help
me, I beg you! It's been five years since I've seen a man!' Shocked

'Thunderin' heavens, Boudreaux, what did you do?'

.
........... 'I put drops in her eyes.' Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes
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