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Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:16 pm Post subject:
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(this was sent to me at work...)
If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you
would have $49 left.
With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.
With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all of
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214 cash.
Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.
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Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:36 pm Post subject:
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haha nice. Reminds me... I have some cans to take back... half of them are on the floor of my car. (not beer of course, energy drinks).
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Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:16 pm Post subject:
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Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:29 pm Post subject:
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It's called the ( 401 Keger Plan ) I have been in it for years
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Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:54 pm Post subject:
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{uZa}Killjoy42 wrote: | It's called the ( 401 Keger Plan ) I have been in it for years |
Actually, I believe it is more accurate to say that it has been IN you.
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Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:22 pm Post subject:
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Couldn't agree with you more
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Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:19 pm Post subject:
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{uZa}fcbcynic wrote: | {uZa}Killjoy42 wrote: | It's called the ( 401 Keger Plan ) I have been in it for years |
Actually, I believe it is more accurate to say that it has been IN you. |
Only temporarily... Beer, like coffee, cannot be bought, it can only be rented...
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