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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:16 pm    Post subject: - - Investment Advice - - Reply with quote

(this was sent to me at work...)


If you had purchased $1,000 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago, you
would have $49 left.

With Fannie Mae, you would have $2.50 left of the original $1,000.

With AIG, you would have less than $15 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drunk all of
the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have $214 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to
drink heavily and recycle.
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 10, 2008 8:36 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha nice. Reminds me... I have some cans to take back... half of them are on the floor of my car. (not beer of course, energy drinks).
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 11, 2008 4:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

It's called the ( 401 Keger Plan ) I have been in it for years
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 12:54 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

{uZa}Killjoy42 wrote:
It's called the ( 401 Keger Plan ) I have been in it for years


Actually, I believe it is more accurate to say that it has been IN you. Shocked Laughing
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 3:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Couldn't agree with you more
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 12, 2008 7:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

{uZa}fcbcynic wrote:
{uZa}Killjoy42 wrote:
It's called the ( 401 Keger Plan ) I have been in it for years


Actually, I believe it is more accurate to say that it has been IN you. Shocked Laughing


Only temporarily... Beer, like coffee, cannot be bought, it can only be rented...
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