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Thu Oct 16, 2008 1:58 pm Post subject:
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The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged
with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard."
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-
law to death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard."
The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the
courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at
this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge
you with contempt. Is that a problem?"
The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry,
Your Honor, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that
bastard, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he
didn't have one."
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Thu Oct 16, 2008 2:17 pm Post subject:
Re: Murder |
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Respect all, fear none!
Conscia mens recti, famae mendacia ridet.
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