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Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:52 pm Post subject:
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As I've Matured...
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
I've learned that one good turn gets most of the blankets.
I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jackasses.
I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.
I've learned that whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think.
I've learned that depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
I've learned that it is not what you wear; it is how you take it off.
I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
I've learned to not sweat the petty things, and not pet the sweaty things.
I've learned that ex's are like fungus, and keep coming back.
I've learned age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
I've learned that I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it.
I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities.
I've learned that artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one of your kids did it.
I've learned that there is a fine line between genius and insanity.
I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. And the real pains in the ass are permanent.
--- Internet drivel
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Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:14 pm Post subject:
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This is great. 
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Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:38 pm Post subject:
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Maturity... manurity. Fairly certain about that.
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Fri Dec 12, 2008 10:53 am Post subject:
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| {uZa} F8 wrote: | | Maturity... manurity. Fairly certain about that. |
I'll tell you what I've learned about maturity; Never trust a fart once you're over 50. At least that's what I've heard. 
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Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage!
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Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:12 am Post subject:
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LOL those are great Eagle ....no stalking mk 
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Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:37 pm Post subject:
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"True that" Eagle. 
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Some days you get the bear and some days the bear gets you.
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Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:44 pm Post subject:
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Yes sir, I learned that too...  
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Conscia mens recti, famae mendacia ridet.
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