Come to think of it, I just might try that one myself...
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| Author: | {uza}hitechredneck [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:26 am ] |
| Post subject: | This sounds like something {uZa}Matt Baker would do... |
An old retired landscaper in Florida had bought a large farm for his retirement and lived there for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he added, "I'm only here to feed the alligator." |
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| Author: | {uza}hitechredneck [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 10:27 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: This sounds like something {uZa}Matt Baker would do... |
Come to think of it, I just might try that one myself...
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| Author: | {uZa}Amok [ Fri Aug 20, 2010 2:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: This sounds like something {uZa}Matt Baker would do... |
Hehehehehe... 
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| Author: | {uZa}mattbaker [ Tue Aug 24, 2010 2:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: This sounds like something {uZa}Matt Baker would do... |
I would go for that. 
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