A+ on this book report...

{uza}hitechredneck · **Joined:** Fri Feb 20, 2009 3:48 am **Posts:** 300

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books,

'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!

His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99
Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99

Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read

Titanic:.. The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe..
Clinton :. The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic:....... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton :....... Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill.

Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined..
Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica.

Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit..
Clinton :.... Let's not go there.

Titanic:........ Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton :...... Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic:... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton :...... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic:........ Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton :..... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton :...... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing

A+ on this book report...

A+ on this book report...

A+ on this book report...

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