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| Author: | {uza}hitechredneck [ Tue Jun 30, 2009 12:02 am ] |
| Post subject: | A+ on this book report... |
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton. One student turned in the following book report, With the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report. Titanic:.... Cost - $29.99 Clinton :..... Cost - $29.99 Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read Clinton :..... Over 3 hours to read Titanic:.. The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.. Clinton :. The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe. Titanic:....... Jack is a starving artist. Clinton :....... Bill is a bullshit artist. Titanic:.... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar. Clinton :..... Ditto for Bill. Titanic:..... During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.. Clinton :..... Ditto for Monica. Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.. Clinton :.... Let's not go there. Titanic:........ Rose gets to keep her jewelry. Clinton :...... Monica' s forced to return her gifts. Titanic:... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life. Clinton :...... Clinton doesn't remember Jack. Titanic:........ Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen. Clinton :..... Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either. Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death. Clinton :...... Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing |
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