I had this sent to me at work...I am sure you seen it before...
Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic
dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last
week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel
we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were
fighting over who would get it. Sarah's picture does NOT show me dancing
around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel
we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework
more thoroughly before she turns it in.
