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Author:  {uza}hitechredneck [ Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:29 am ]
Post subject:  Never give a lady the last word...

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth Catholic man chirps, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She replies, "I have a beautiful daughter. She is tall, slim and 38D-24-36. When she walks into a room, people say, 'Oh My God'."

Author:  {uZa}Amok [ Wed Oct 21, 2009 7:28 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Never give a lady the last word...

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