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Author: | {uza}hitechredneck [ Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:32 am ] |
Post subject: | Are you a conservative or a liberal??? |
If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one... If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed... If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good. If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect. If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him. If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down. If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced for everyone. If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it. A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his. |
Author: | {uZa}Studdog [ Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:14 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Are you a conservative or a liberal??? |
That's funny, but sad because it is so true! |
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