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 Post subject: Are you a conservative or a liberal???
 Post Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 2:32 am 
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If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn`t buy one...
If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed...

If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced for everyone.

If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.

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The Lord helps those who help themselves...
For everyone else, there's Democrats...


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 Post subject: Re: Are you a conservative or a liberal???
 Post Posted: Wed Oct 21, 2009 6:14 am 
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That's funny, but sad because it is so true! :lol: :(


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