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 Post subject: My new truck, you gotta love technology!!!
 Post Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 1:31 am 
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I bought a new Ford F250 and returned to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the Radio was voice activated.
'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.
The radio replied, 'Ricky Or Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.
Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant ' Georgia On My Mind' Replaced Willie Nelson..
I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.
Yesterday, some guy ran a red light and nearly creamed my new Truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him. I yelled, "STUPID ASS ####!"
Immediately the radio responded with, "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States ."
Damn I love my Ford truck......

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