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Author:  {uZa}1terribleshot [ Fri Dec 18, 2009 10:43 pm ]
Post subject:  OK. I THINK I GET IT

OK. I THINK I GET IT
Let me see if I understand all this....

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER, YOU GET SHOT.
IF YOU CROSS THE TURKEY BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE IN PRISON!
BUT, IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET:
A DRIVERS LICENSE
A SOCIAL SECURITY CARD
WELFARE
FOOD STAMPS
AND, FREE HEALTH CARE?

Oh well sure. That makes perfect sense.

Author:  {uZa}mattbaker [ Fri Dec 18, 2009 11:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: OK. I THINK I GET IT

m09; x05 ;;2

Author:  {uZa}fcbcynic+SC+ [ Sat Dec 19, 2009 10:10 am ]
Post subject:  Re: OK. I THINK I GET IT

m03; :-* b03

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