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Author: | Lt.Blinky [ Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:27 pm ] |
Post subject: | Now lets see how naughty you are! |
Just read the ‘offense’ and if you’ve done it, you owe that fine. Keep going until you’ve read each ‘offense’ and added up your total fine. Title your bulletin ‘My Bail is $……..’ You don’t have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine. 1) Smoked pot — $10 2) Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk –$50 3) Cheated on your significant other — $10 4) Been in love with two people or more at the same time — $50 5) Said you love someone but didn’t mean it — $25 6) Went streaking — $5 7) Went streaking in broad daylight — $15 8) Kissed a co-worker– $ 20 9) Kissed your boss –$50 10) Been arrested — $5 11) Spent time in jail — $15 12) Peed in the pool — $5 13) Played spin the bottle — $5 14) Done something you regret — $20 15) Slept with your best friend >– $20 16) Been in love with a stripper — $20 17) Went skinny dipping — $5 18) Been slapped– $5 19) Slapped someone– $5 20) Beat up someone — $20 21) Been jumped — $10 22) Ever had sex in a library — $25 23) Dated someone you met on My Space — $25 24) Cheated on test — $50 25) Vandalized something — $20 26) Slept with someone in your parents’ bed — $100 27) Crossed dressed — $10 28) Given money to stripper — $25 29) Flirted with an officer to get out of a ticket– $30 30) Been with someone 15 years (older/younger) — $90 31) Kissed some one who’s name you didn’t know –$10 32) Had sex while at work– $75 33) Ever drive drunk (you stupid ass) — $20 34) Used toys while having sex(mmmmeeeeooow!) — $30 35) Got drunk, passed out and don’t remember the night before — $20 36) Had sex in a pool — $20 37) Masturbated — $10 38) Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend –$20 39) Done oral — $5 40) Got oral — $5 41) Done / got oral in a car while it was moving– $65 42) Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you– $40 43) Stole something — $10 44) Slept with someone who has been in jail — $25 45) Made a dirty home video — $150 46) Published a dirty home video on the internet –$250 47) Had a threesome — $120 48) Had sex in a public place– $220 49) Been in the same room while someone was having sex — $25 50) Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars –$20 51) Had sex with someone 10 years older — $20 52) Kissed a teacher while you were still a student–$80 53) Lied to your mate — $5 54) Lied to your mate about the sex being good — $25 55)Told a lie to cover another lie --$50 My Bail Was $665.00 |
Author: | {uZa}Renegade [ Mon Mar 09, 2009 4:30 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Now lets see how naughty you are! |
$245 |
Author: | {uZa}Lonesome Eagle [ Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:05 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Now lets see how naughty you are! |
Mine is $4,960,440 Oh wait, was that $10 "per time" for number 37, or just count it once? |
Author: | {uZa}Chaosflip [ Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:12 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Now lets see how naughty you are! |
$155 for me...still young so have plenty of time to cover most of those |
Author: | {uZa}WaterBoy [ Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:20 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Now lets see how naughty you are! |
$990.00 that was lower than I expected...wait I could maybe add to the total in a week Oh yeah and the missed a few that should have been on there, one being ever had sex while driving or with someone driving? Not that I have or would ever due that...that is just dangerous |
Author: | {uZa}TxGirl [ Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Now lets see how naughty you are! |
$245 for me woohooo im an angel |
Author: | {uZa}Canadian Girl [ Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:55 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Now lets see how naughty you are! |
Hmmmm I got .... I feel so sinful..... |
Author: | PieMaster [ Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:04 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Now lets see how naughty you are! |
Jesus, anybody got $1,130.00 I can borrow till payday |
Author: | {uZa}Lonesome Eagle [ Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:06 pm ] |
Post subject: | Re: Now lets see how naughty you are! |
{uZa}Canadian Girl wrote: Hmmmm I got .... I feel so sinful..... Well, I can afford to pay you for 17, 22, 36, and of course 51... |
Author: | {uZa}Canadian Girl [ Mon Mar 09, 2009 10:23 pm ] |
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Author: | {uZa}Retsah [ Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:56 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Now lets see how naughty you are! |
$710 |
Author: | {uza}hitechredneck [ Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:59 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Now lets see how naughty you are! |
$1825... Assuming that you only count each "offense" once... Otherwise, I'm really in trouble... |
Author: | {uZa}Amok [ Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:04 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Now lets see how naughty you are! |
$ 1025.... but that is only € 809...so I am good! |
Author: | {uZa}Underdog [ Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:09 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Now lets see how naughty you are! |
Like Eagle... anybody got a few MILLION they can loan me????? HaHaHa |
Author: | {uZa}1terribleshot [ Tue Mar 10, 2009 9:27 am ] |
Post subject: | Re: Now lets see how naughty you are! |
$765 I need to copy that list and atleast make sure I do everything once. Well except the criminal ones |
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