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A woman is a man's best friend.

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{uZa}1terribleshot
 Post subject: A woman is a man's best friend.
 Post Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:21 pm 
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A real woman is a man's best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.







No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of beer. That's what beer does... Never mind....

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{uZa}mattbaker
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 Post Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 2:53 pm 
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si1) True,true.

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{uza}hitechredneck
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 Post Posted: Wed Sep 15, 2010 11:43 pm 
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LMAO!!! Actually, my first thought about 1/2 way through that was "Yeh, right up until he says 'I do'"...

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{uZa}Studdog
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You can keep your beer, and I'll keep my wife. ;)
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{uZa}Underdog
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 Post Posted: Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:34 am 
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my vote is for: BeEr! Wait a minute Mrs UD is coming I vote for: WIFE!!! :shock: Ok she's gone back to BeEr!!!!! n4 b10

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