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Author:  {uZa}Studdog [ Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:10 am ]
Post subject:  Here's an easy fix that I got emailed to me

Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America 's economy.

Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress and their constituents pay their taxes!

Author:  {uZa}mattbaker [ Thu Jul 02, 2009 11:59 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Here's an easy fix that I got emailed to me

He,He very good. :D

Author:  Spamitarium [ Thu Jul 02, 2009 12:49 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Here's an easy fix that I got emailed to me

That's very true actually 8-) now if only we could get this to Obama :roll:

Author:  {uZa}Underdog [ Tue Jul 07, 2009 6:45 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Here's an easy fix that I got emailed to me

Hey Studdog... where's my million???? One job in Florida and I'm waiting!!!! n4

Author:  {uZa}Col. Hogan [ Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Here's an easy fix that I got emailed to me

Yeah me too, one job in California and waiting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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