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{uZa}1terribleshot
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Post subject: Warning for those who have kids. Posted: Sun Feb 21, 2010 11:34 am |
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Joined: Wed Feb 25, 2009 9:19 am Posts: 466 Location: Indiana
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This one is for everyone who... a) has kids b) had kids c) was a kid d) knows a kid e) is going to have kids. I guess that means all of us!!
DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS
I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a
wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said, 'Daddy, look at this' ,
and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said , 'Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,' pretending to eat them.
I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing on the bed
staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.
I said, 'What's wrong, honey?'
She replied, 'What happened to my booger?'
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Post subject: Re: Warning for those who have kids. Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:59 am |
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wow thats all i can say is just WOW!!........ ![Shocked :shock:](./images/smilies/icon_eek.gif)
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{uZa}Underdog
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Post subject: Re: Warning for those who have kids. Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 12:11 pm |
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So much for lunch! ![Rolling Eyes :roll:](./images/smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif) HaHaHa ![Very Happy :D](./images/smilies/icon_e_biggrin.gif)
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Post subject: Re: Warning for those who have kids. Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:46 pm |
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Post subject: Re: Warning for those who have kids. Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 11:15 am |
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Post subject: Re: Warning for those who have kids. Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:43 pm |
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