As everyone knows, MattBaker has a lawn care service “Banana Hammock Lawn Care”. When his lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, he thought he could go on vacation and sit around the house. After all it has been very hot lately. His wife kept hinting that he should get the lawn mower fixed as their grass was getting tall, but somehow he always had something else to take care of first, drinking beer, the shed, drinking beer, the boat, making beer……. always something more important to him. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When Matt arrived home one day (from a beer run), he found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. Matt watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. He was gone only a minute, and when he came out again he handed her a toothbrush. He said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway." The doctors say Matt may walk again, but he will always have a limp and need to sit to go pee. Please keep him in your prayers.
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